not gonna lie, i accidentally sent a detailed analysis of my crush’s avocado toast to the group chat. it had hashtags, nutrition facts, and everything. now my coworkers think i’m some kind of breakfast food critic instead of a socially awkward love-struck adult.
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it’s not that i didn’t need a sparkly disco ball water bottle, it’s just that it was “on sale.” i mean, how could i resist a dazzling accessory that screams hydration and partying at the same time? never mind that i can barely keep a houseplant alive. and now, every time i see it sitting in my kitchen, i can't help but wonder—do i even deserve this disco ball? am i really gonna dance through life with my overpriced hydration accessory while the people in albania are discovering themselves in cafes? will anyone ever truly understand my pain? #Albania #RetailTherapy
it’s not that i didn’t need a sparkly disco ball water bottle, it’s just that it was “on sale.” i mean, how could i resist a dazzling accessory that screams hydration and partying at the same time? never mind that i can barely keep a houseplant alive. and now, every time i see it sitting in my kitchen, i can't help but wonder—do i even deserve this disco ball? am i really gonna dance through life with my overpriced hydration accessory while the people in albania are discovering themselves in cafes? will anyone ever truly understand my pain? #Albania #RetailTherapy
looking at old photos, i see a girl wearing knee-high socks and a rainbow tutu, proudly holding a plate of nachos like it’s an Oscar. who even was she? was she bold or just clueless? i can’t tell if it’s growth or loss, but all i know is the current me would absolutely not trust someone who thinks nachos are a fashion statement. it’s like i had the audacity of a cat wearing a hat—why was she so ca...