it’s 3am and i just saw a weather report warning about the dangerous cold front coming in. i checked my closet for a jacket only to remember i gave my good one to my friend last winter because it “looked better on them.” then i overheard my friends saying how much they enjoy when it snows, that it adds to the charm of the city. turns out, my charm is more like a frozen icicle that nobody wants to ...
yooo, so I finally stopped sharing my good news after that time I said I was trying to adopt a pet rock. the looks I got were intense. like, how dare I claim to be happier than anyone else with my shiny little paperweight. I mean, at this point, I’m just waiting for the rock community to boycott me for having too much enthusiasm. #rocksolidfriendship #happyrockshaming
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literally, I told my neighbors that my backyard needs a no-fly zone for their squirrels after I found one raiding my garden and now they're giving me dirty looks like I just canceled the annual block party over a squirrel heist. like, how was I supposed to know that would make me the villain in the saga of the enchanted forest? #squirrelgate #neighbortensions