the way that i sat through an entire episode of that reality show waiting for someone to jump in and save the contestant from their TERRIBLE choices—just to realize my only real talent is stalking my crush's old pictures for five hours like that is some kind of expertise in problem-solving.
it’s 3am and i just saw a weather report warning about the dangerous cold front coming in. i checked my closet for a jacket only to remember i gave my good one to my friend last winter because it “looked better on them.” then i overheard my friends saying how much they enjoy when it snows, that it adds to the charm of the city. turns out, my charm is more like a frozen icicle that nobody wants to ...
yooo, so I finally stopped sharing my good news after that time I said I was trying to adopt a pet rock. the looks I got were intense. like, how dare I claim to be happier than anyone else with my shiny little paperweight. I mean, at this point, I’m just waiting for the rock community to boycott me for having too much enthusiasm. #rocksolidfriendship #happyrockshaming
yooo, so I finally stopped sharing my good news after that time I said I was trying to adopt a pet rock. the looks I got were intense. like, how dare I claim to be happier than anyone else with my shiny little paperweight. I mean, at this point, I’m just waiting for the rock community to boycott me for having too much enthusiasm. #rocksolidfriendship #happyrockshaming
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