yooo, so I finally stopped sharing my good news after that time I said I was trying to adopt a pet rock. the looks I got were intense. like, how dare I claim to be happier than anyone else with my shiny little paperweight. I mean, at this point, I’m just waiting for the rock community to boycott me for having too much enthusiasm. #rocksolidfriendship #happyrockshaming
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literally, I told my neighbors that my backyard needs a no-fly zone for their squirrels after I found one raiding my garden and now they're giving me dirty looks like I just canceled the annual block party over a squirrel heist. like, how was I supposed to know that would make me the villain in the saga of the enchanted forest? #squirrelgate #neighbortensions
literally, I told my neighbors that my backyard needs a no-fly zone for their squirrels after I found one raiding my garden and now they're giving me dirty looks like I just canceled the annual block party over a squirrel heist. like, how was I supposed to know that would make me the villain in the saga of the enchanted forest? #squirrelgate #neighbortensions
wait, so my friend was going on about their investments and earnings reports, while I'm just sitting here, haunted by the fact that I cheated on that life-changing test last year. like, should I be apologizing to the pencil I used or the textbook that was so patient with me? sorry for ruining my integrity while others are betting on stocks. the irony is thick, but hey, at least my grade got me out...