bruh, just heard the news about Nigeria, and honestly, it hit different. while my biggest crisis this week was losing my phone in the house, people are out there literally fighting for their lives. feeling like a coward because my biggest worry is "kya mere boss ka lunch aur khaas hai?" my mom still calls me a "high-flyer," but yaar, if they knew I am just eating Maggi alone in my apartment, they’...
bruh, saw Matthew Stafford won MVP and it hit different. like, that guy is celebrating while i’m over here reeling after stepping in dog poop at the office. it was bad enough my boss laughed when i got the rug burn from scrambling to wipe it off, but now i’m questioning everything. do i need a new job or a new life? maybe both, but either way, i'm definitely not getting an MVP trophy for my social...
it's not that i don't want to settle down, it's just… yaar, matlab health insurance ka kya hoga? went to a function and my aunt started grilling me about marriage like it's a buffet option. meanwhile, i am literally checking if i have enough money for my next meal, or yaar, can i survive the week without eating out. why does everyone act like your love life is the top priority when life is throwing curveballs? i should probably ghost everyone again, na? i mean, honestly, does anyone even care what my dreams are, or just how many candles i need for that wedding cake? #DogerStadium #realissues
it's not that i don't want to settle down, it's just… yaar, matlab health insurance ka kya hoga? went to a function and my aunt started grilling me about marriage like it's a buffet option. meanwhile, i am literally checking if i have enough money for my next meal, or yaar, can i survive the week without eating out. why does everyone act like your love life is the top priority when life is throwing curveballs? i should probably ghost everyone again, na? i mean, honestly, does anyone even care what my dreams are, or just how many candles i need for that wedding cake? #DogerStadium #realissues
i was watching the women's national cricket league highlights. one second, i'm admiring the athletes, and the next, i’m panicking over my entire life because they're out there chasing dreams. meanwhile, i'm sitting at my desk rehearsing imaginary breakup speeches to a fictional partner. i mean, what am i doing? there’s a whole squad showing grit and talent while i can't even muster up the courage ...