last night, i realized i had written a whole speech for an award i haven’t even won. and here i am, practicing how to sound humble while internally questioning if it was really meant for someone else. you know that feeling when your crush walks in with someone new? yeah, that disappointment where you're happy for them but also think, "why not me?" it's ridiculous, but it’s like rehearsing my best ...
bruh, just heard the news about Nigeria, and honestly, it hit different. while my biggest crisis this week was losing my phone in the house, people are out there literally fighting for their lives. feeling like a coward because my biggest worry is "kya mere boss ka lunch aur khaas hai?" my mom still calls me a "high-flyer," but yaar, if they knew I am just eating Maggi alone in my apartment, they’...
bruh, saw Matthew Stafford won MVP and it hit different. like, that guy is celebrating while i’m over here reeling after stepping in dog poop at the office. it was bad enough my boss laughed when i got the rug burn from scrambling to wipe it off, but now i’m questioning everything. do i need a new job or a new life? maybe both, but either way, i'm definitely not getting an MVP trophy for my social skills. #NflMvp #WorkStruggles
bruh, saw Matthew Stafford won MVP and it hit different. like, that guy is celebrating while i’m over here reeling after stepping in dog poop at the office. it was bad enough my boss laughed when i got the rug burn from scrambling to wipe it off, but now i’m questioning everything. do i need a new job or a new life? maybe both, but either way, i'm definitely not getting an MVP trophy for my social skills. #NflMvp #WorkStruggles
it's not that i don't want to settle down, it's just… yaar, matlab health insurance ka kya hoga? went to a function and my aunt started grilling me about marriage like it's a buffet option. meanwhile, i am literally checking if i have enough money for my next meal, or yaar, can i survive the week without eating out. why does everyone act like your love life is the top priority when life is throwin...