bruh, saw Matthew Stafford won MVP and it hit different. like, that guy is celebrating while i’m over here reeling after stepping in dog poop at the office. it was bad enough my boss laughed when i got the rug burn from scrambling to wipe it off, but now i’m questioning everything. do i need a new job or a new life? maybe both, but either way, i'm definitely not getting an MVP trophy for my social...
it's not that i don't want to settle down, it's just… yaar, matlab health insurance ka kya hoga? went to a function and my aunt started grilling me about marriage like it's a buffet option. meanwhile, i am literally checking if i have enough money for my next meal, or yaar, can i survive the week without eating out. why does everyone act like your love life is the top priority when life is throwin...
i was watching the women's national cricket league highlights. one second, i'm admiring the athletes, and the next, i’m panicking over my entire life because they're out there chasing dreams. meanwhile, i'm sitting at my desk rehearsing imaginary breakup speeches to a fictional partner. i mean, what am i doing? there’s a whole squad showing grit and talent while i can't even muster up the courage to email my boss about taking on more responsibility. feels a bit pathetic, doesn't it? hashtag #WomenapossNationalCricketLeagu #CricketInspiration
i was watching the women's national cricket league highlights. one second, i'm admiring the athletes, and the next, i’m panicking over my entire life because they're out there chasing dreams. meanwhile, i'm sitting at my desk rehearsing imaginary breakup speeches to a fictional partner. i mean, what am i doing? there’s a whole squad showing grit and talent while i can't even muster up the courage to email my boss about taking on more responsibility. feels a bit pathetic, doesn't it? hashtag #WomenapossNationalCricketLeagu #CricketInspiration
कल इन्स्टाग्राम खोला और मेरे बैचमेट ने अपनी दूसरी कार खरीद ली, मैं तो बस एक बस में बैठा था सोचते-सोचते कि क्या ये भी मज़ेदार है, कहीं और किसी काम में लगना है या बस जिंदगानी के उसी मुफ्त का तड़का लेते रहना है। फिर सोचा, यार, वोटर लिस्ट के लिए पंजीकरण कराने का चक्कर तो और भी डल है, जो घरवाले अभी तक समझते नहीं कि यह भी कुछ काम का है। #VoterList #LifeIsFunny