the way that coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team just hit different. now they think i’m contemplating a second career as a tarot card reader based on my note about kospi and chip stocks. let’s just say my future’s looking less bright than my stock predictions, and honestly, this betrayal has me rethinking my entire social strategy. #Kospi #officebetrayal
day 23 of silently plotting my sibling's downfall. they just got a letter from the president for “Best Cake Baker in the County.” i am still here, finding crumbs on my bed from the one time i used boxed cake mix to impress my cat. not gonna lie, he wasn't impressed, but i definitely told him we can bake it together next time and he seemed excited.
it's 3 a.m. and i just realized i turned down the chance to attend a virtual chocolate tasting - because i thought it was too ridiculous. now i am sitting here watching a random influencer eat artisan truffles and sobbing into my leftover pizza. the worst part? my mom is texting me about how happy she is for the influencer, while my heart is crumbling to dust. honestly, does she realize i know what every chocolate flavor she doesn't even like tastes like? #terminallysingle #notinvitedtoanything
it's 3 a.m. and i just realized i turned down the chance to attend a virtual chocolate tasting - because i thought it was too ridiculous. now i am sitting here watching a random influencer eat artisan truffles and sobbing into my leftover pizza. the worst part? my mom is texting me about how happy she is for the influencer, while my heart is crumbling to dust. honestly, does she realize i know what every chocolate flavor she doesn't even like tastes like? #terminallysingle #notinvitedtoanything
it's 3am and I just realized I have no business using my entire life savings to “support green initiatives” while wearing non-recyclable fast fashion. honestly, i have literally been that person obsessively watching the news about how MSMEs are saving the planet, yet here i am drowning in my own shopping addiction. now my closet is a horror show, and the universe is going to punish me with guilt i...