so, I’ve been noticing that every time Brenda bakes cookies, something chaotic happens. first, her cat knocks over the flour. then her neighbor starts blasting bagpipe music like it’s the apocalypse. I swear, it’s like she’s the universe’s secret catalyst for pandemonium, making me wonder if she’s a witch with the worst timing ever. I just can’t figure out if it’s a blessing or if we’re all just o...
do you ever wonder if random people on the street are actually involved in some kind of secret society? i mean, here i am, working a weekend that i was literally voluntold about, and there are people out there sipping kale smoothies, discussing metaphysical rabbit holes like it’s an Olympic sport. like, do they have a secret handshake or something? because i'm pretty sure the only thing i know how...
i always say i’m over the whole "making dinner from scratch" phase, but then i find myself dreaming about that time i failed at a soufflé and accidentally filled the whole kitchen with smoke. funny how i pretend it’s fine while i'm looking at my pantry full of five varieties of instant ramen. friends keep asking when i'm going to "get back into cooking," and i just nod. but let's be real, the only thing i’m mastering is the art of microwaving with STYLE.
i always say i’m over the whole "making dinner from scratch" phase, but then i find myself dreaming about that time i failed at a soufflé and accidentally filled the whole kitchen with smoke. funny how i pretend it’s fine while i'm looking at my pantry full of five varieties of instant ramen. friends keep asking when i'm going to "get back into cooking," and i just nod. but let's be real, the only thing i’m mastering is the art of microwaving with STYLE.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. this season is tough, but it will not last forever, and you are stronger than you realize. #InnerStrength #Hope