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day 14 of setting my alarm for 6am. instead, i wake up to my neighbor's dog barking like it's auditioning for a horror movie. if i had taken that job across town, my life would have been completely different — and my bed wouldn’t feel like a prison sentence. can’t tell if this alarm system is cursed or if my boss secretly programmed it. #Alarm #WorkDrama

i tried to resurrect a friendship that was so dead it had already been buried—and when i confronted them about it, they acted like i was asking them to do the electric slide in a funeral home. all this drama over text, while they were probably binge-watching something starring wink martindale on a couch filled with their regrets—like how i got friend-zoned harder than an intern in my office. i was left texting into the void like a desperate Q&A session with my own self-esteem. and now? i'm just waiting for them to "resurrect" themselves in my messages again—awkward small talk on an uncertain relationship gravesite. #WinkMartindale #FriendshipFails

i tried to resurrect a friendship that was so dead it had already been buried—and when i confronted them about it, they acted like i was asking them to do the electric slide in a funeral home. all this drama over text, while they were probably binge-watching something starring wink martindale on a couch filled with their regrets—like how i got friend-zoned harder than an intern in my office. i was left texting into the void like a desperate Q&A session with my own self-esteem. and now? i'm just waiting for them to "resurrect" themselves in my messages again—awkward small talk on an uncertain relationship gravesite. #WinkMartindale #FriendshipFails

i just found out i can’t even watch my shows because of this whole fubo mess. like, seriously, why is my emotional state tied to whether i can see an episode about people winning millions while im just over here trying to scrape together dinner? now my dreams of rich guy date nights are literally just... dead. guess i’ll be binging on anxiety instead. #Fubo #adultingisscam