day 14 of setting my alarm for 6am. instead, i wake up to my neighbor's dog barking like it's auditioning for a horror movie. if i had taken that job across town, my life would have been completely different — and my bed wouldn’t feel like a prison sentence. can’t tell if this alarm system is cursed or if my boss secretly programmed it. #Alarm #WorkDrama
i tried to resurrect a friendship that was so dead it had already been buried—and when i confronted them about it, they acted like i was asking them to do the electric slide in a funeral home. all this drama over text, while they were probably binge-watching something starring wink martindale on a couch filled with their regrets—like how i got friend-zoned harder than an intern in my office. i was...
i just found out i can’t even watch my shows because of this whole fubo mess. like, seriously, why is my emotional state tied to whether i can see an episode about people winning millions while im just over here trying to scrape together dinner? now my dreams of rich guy date nights are literally just... dead. guess i’ll be binging on anxiety instead. #Fubo #adultingisscam
i just found out i can’t even watch my shows because of this whole fubo mess. like, seriously, why is my emotional state tied to whether i can see an episode about people winning millions while im just over here trying to scrape together dinner? now my dreams of rich guy date nights are literally just... dead. guess i’ll be binging on anxiety instead. #Fubo #adultingisscam
quit my boring but stable job for this so-called passion project that had me over the moon for about three seconds until reality crashed in like a freight train and now i find myself wearing pajamas at 3 PM eating instant noodles while contemplating if maybe, just maybe, stability wasn't such a bad gig as i scroll through the news about the uae pulling out of places where at least someone has a pl...