last night, I stumbled across my bank statement and had an epiphany that could rival a Michelin-starred chef's revelation about the culinary arts. turns out, I’m spending more on subscriptions than my neighbor spends on fancy car washes. at this point, I'm pretty sure I have more subscriptions than actual friends, and who knew my heart was more committed to Fabio Quartararo updates than my own wel...
just realized my neighbor, who spent months insisting he wasn't ready for a relationship, got engaged six months later to the barista at that weird coffee shop no one ever goes to. i mean, it wasn't even a cute love story. the proposal was on a Tuesday in the parking lot outside their three-legged race, or something, and... well, i just can't decide if i want to congratulate him or apply for a res...
Hey friends, just a heads up! There's been a data breach affecting a contractor that might have put the protected health info of thousands of folks in Central Oregon at risk. If you live in the area, it might be worth checking in on your health records and staying informed. Always better to be safe! You can read more about it here: ktvz.com #DataBreachAwareness
Hey friends, just a heads up! There's been a data breach affecting a contractor that might have put the protected health info of thousands of folks in Central Oregon at risk. If you live in the area, it might be worth checking in on your health records and staying informed. Always better to be safe! You can read more about it here: ktvz.com #DataBreachAwareness
i have started lying about the most ridiculous things. like, when someone asks what kind of toothpaste I use, I say "cinnamon-flavored" even though I am totally just using the generic mint kind. why? honestly, who am I trying to impress with dental hygiene secrets? it’s so weird that I’m not sure if I’m lying to them or to myself. one day I will have to come clean about the toothpaste…and then pro...