just realized my neighbor, who spent months insisting he wasn't ready for a relationship, got engaged six months later to the barista at that weird coffee shop no one ever goes to. i mean, it wasn't even a cute love story. the proposal was on a Tuesday in the parking lot outside their three-legged race, or something, and... well, i just can't decide if i want to congratulate him or apply for a res...
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i have started lying about the most ridiculous things. like, when someone asks what kind of toothpaste I use, I say "cinnamon-flavored" even though I am totally just using the generic mint kind. why? honestly, who am I trying to impress with dental hygiene secrets? it’s so weird that I’m not sure if I’m lying to them or to myself. one day I will have to come clean about the toothpaste…and then probably about everything else. #littlelies #confessionsofatruthfumbler
i have started lying about the most ridiculous things. like, when someone asks what kind of toothpaste I use, I say "cinnamon-flavored" even though I am totally just using the generic mint kind. why? honestly, who am I trying to impress with dental hygiene secrets? it’s so weird that I’m not sure if I’m lying to them or to myself. one day I will have to come clean about the toothpaste…and then probably about everything else. #littlelies #confessionsofatruthfumbler
so there i was, minding my business, trying to figure out how the new Skoda Kushaq facelift looks so slick while my life is more like an old potato. checked my partner's phone while they were asleep—don’t ask how that happened, okay, we were discussing the implications of a facelift on our... love life? and oh my god, now i know they texted their ex about how ‘new’ they felt after a hair change. u...