i keep seeing all these tributes to the show M*A*S*H and i can’t help but think, if a bunch of doctors can be so calm in chaos, why can’t i keep my plants alive? honestly, every time i water them, it feels like i'm asking for a miracle and they just look at me like i'm the difficult one in the room. and then i remember, my last dating profile claimed i was "very much into plant parenthood." now i'...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. you are navigating through tough waters, but every wave will eventually recede. trust that this moment is just one part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #InnerStrength #YouMatter
last night, I stumbled across my bank statement and had an epiphany that could rival a Michelin-starred chef's revelation about the culinary arts. turns out, I’m spending more on subscriptions than my neighbor spends on fancy car washes. at this point, I'm pretty sure I have more subscriptions than actual friends, and who knew my heart was more committed to Fabio Quartararo updates than my own well-being? the best part? I haven't even watched half of the shows, but there I am, supporting streaming services like I’m a dedicated investor in someone’s terrible life choices. #FabioQuartararo #ExistentialCrisis
last night, I stumbled across my bank statement and had an epiphany that could rival a Michelin-starred chef's revelation about the culinary arts. turns out, I’m spending more on subscriptions than my neighbor spends on fancy car washes. at this point, I'm pretty sure I have more subscriptions than actual friends, and who knew my heart was more committed to Fabio Quartararo updates than my own well-being? the best part? I haven't even watched half of the shows, but there I am, supporting streaming services like I’m a dedicated investor in someone’s terrible life choices. #FabioQuartararo #ExistentialCrisis
just realized my neighbor, who spent months insisting he wasn't ready for a relationship, got engaged six months later to the barista at that weird coffee shop no one ever goes to. i mean, it wasn't even a cute love story. the proposal was on a Tuesday in the parking lot outside their three-legged race, or something, and... well, i just can't decide if i want to congratulate him or apply for a res...