yooo, just wrote a four-page manifesto about how to properly stack pancakes for optimal syrup absorption. i know i won’t send it. i can't even flip a pancake without burning myself. but it felt good to type "a proper pancake requires respect" before realizing i'm still in my pajamas, eating last week's leftovers with a spoon. honestly, i'm debating whether i need a food blog or a therapist.
just found out my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm—coincidentally, the exact time blue jackets are facing the penguins. obviously, im overthinking it like a suspense thriller where I have to figure out if I get a raise or a pink slip while trying to ignore the sound of my heart shattering like glass. how do I ask about a salary when my real goal is figuring out if I can prioritize...
it's not that i care too much about the pacers vs pistons, it’s just that i’ve been working this dead-end job for five years, literally doing everything right, and my boss casually mentioned a new strategy that involves making everyone expendable. the last time the pistons tried something new, they completely fell apart, just like my loyalty to a company that would literally replace me for a broken printer in a week. still waiting for that “employee of the month” plaque that’s definitely never coming. #PacersVsPistons #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that i care too much about the pacers vs pistons, it’s just that i’ve been working this dead-end job for five years, literally doing everything right, and my boss casually mentioned a new strategy that involves making everyone expendable. the last time the pistons tried something new, they completely fell apart, just like my loyalty to a company that would literally replace me for a broken printer in a week. still waiting for that “employee of the month” plaque that’s definitely never coming. #PacersVsPistons #ExistentialCrisis
do you ever accidentally open your own refrigerator, peer inside like a lost soul, then, with zero context, heart your own thoughtful note about yogurt expiration dates? - now the cosmos thinks i am both a snack enthusiast and a social media influencer. how do i undo this? - not a single person cared before, but now i'm the yogurt prophet who apparently approves of all my own culinary suggestions....