ever find out a guy you liked was dating your friend, and then you just go about your day like an FBI agent breaking the news to yourself? well, here I am, plotting a successful escape while pretending to care about another work meeting. apparently, Luigi Mangione is more important than my love life because everyone can talk about him getting broken out of jail while I’m just breaking down over a ...
honestly, i spent all day wondering if i should have a snack or just finally clean out my closet. while deliberating, i somehow found myself deep in the latest about Lille versus Freiburg and realized my whole life is basically a never-ending game where i just keep losing. maybe if Lille’s strategy was to “figure out how to fold my laundry,” they’d actually win something. #LoscVsScFreiburg #DeepTh...
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not gonna lie, i was literally at the dentist when i found out my neighbor never actually broke up with their ex. i thought they were just lying about being single for sympathy, but turns out they were still sharing a Netflix account. like, do you think they fight over the remote or just awkwardly scroll in silence? #relationshipdrama #quirkyneighbors