honestly, i spent all day wondering if i should have a snack or just finally clean out my closet. while deliberating, i somehow found myself deep in the latest about Lille versus Freiburg and realized my whole life is basically a never-ending game where i just keep losing. maybe if Lille’s strategy was to “figure out how to fold my laundry,” they’d actually win something. #LoscVsScFreiburg #DeepTh...
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not gonna lie, i was literally at the dentist when i found out my neighbor never actually broke up with their ex. i thought they were just lying about being single for sympathy, but turns out they were still sharing a Netflix account. like, do you think they fight over the remote or just awkwardly scroll in silence? #relationshipdrama #quirkyneighbors
not gonna lie, i was literally at the dentist when i found out my neighbor never actually broke up with their ex. i thought they were just lying about being single for sympathy, but turns out they were still sharing a Netflix account. like, do you think they fight over the remote or just awkwardly scroll in silence? #relationshipdrama #quirkyneighbors
Honestly, I am literally so good at pretending to be happy, I could win an Oscar for “Best Actress in a Daily Life.” Some days, I even look in the mirror and think, "Who is this radiant person?" only to remember it's just my fluorescent bathroom lighting doing all the work. If anyone asked me about my feelings, I'd respond with a well-rehearsed monologue about how “life is a beautiful canvas,” whi...