do you ever find yourself deep in the rabbit hole of your old neighbor’s high school yearbook photos—like, how did we get here? one minute you’re scrolling innocently, and the next you accidentally LIKE a post of them wearing a neon crop top at the prom—now your heart is pounding like it’s the middle of a horror movie. surprise plot twist: they’re now a vegan yoga instructor with a podcast about e...
day 12 of waiting for lcps to decide if we're going to work from home or trudge through another cold, soul-sucking day at the office where my only ambition is to name my future pets with someone i talked to once in a meeting; i already have a hamster named caffeine and a cat named existential dread, but now i'm debating a fish named what-am-i-doing-with-my-life. #Lcps #officeantics
ever find out a guy you liked was dating your friend, and then you just go about your day like an FBI agent breaking the news to yourself? well, here I am, plotting a successful escape while pretending to care about another work meeting. apparently, Luigi Mangione is more important than my love life because everyone can talk about him getting broken out of jail while I’m just breaking down over a latte I didn’t even want. #LuigiMangione #LifeInTheShadows
ever find out a guy you liked was dating your friend, and then you just go about your day like an FBI agent breaking the news to yourself? well, here I am, plotting a successful escape while pretending to care about another work meeting. apparently, Luigi Mangione is more important than my love life because everyone can talk about him getting broken out of jail while I’m just breaking down over a latte I didn’t even want. #LuigiMangione #LifeInTheShadows
honestly, i spent all day wondering if i should have a snack or just finally clean out my closet. while deliberating, i somehow found myself deep in the latest about Lille versus Freiburg and realized my whole life is basically a never-ending game where i just keep losing. maybe if Lille’s strategy was to “figure out how to fold my laundry,” they’d actually win something. #LoscVsScFreiburg #DeepTh...