just got my screen time report and saw i spent an absurd amount of hours researching elise mertens. why am i this invested in a tennis player when my laundry is still in the dryer? it’s like, am i watching her matches or am i practicing my emotional monologue for when i finally meet her at the grocery store? meanwhile, my life is basically a highlight reel of empty pizza boxes and staring contests...
no, because I just made eye contact with a stranger while I was aggressively plotting how to send their potential child to a wizard academy. do they even know they’re on the guest list? #imaginarywedding #futurewizardlings
Does anyone else...
Does anyone else...
day 47 of hiding my obsession, and i just opened the fridge to get a snack but all i can think about is their choice of yogurt flavor. like, why do they only eat plain? are they okay? if they only knew how hard it is to keep this random attachment alive while pretending i’m just a casual observer in the world of flavors.