it's 3pm on a Wednesday and my manager just casually asked me to train my replacement. like, did i miss the memo about me leaving? am i being replaced like a faulty light bulb without so much as a goodbye? why does life feel like an uninvited plot twist in a soap opera? #Fcs #PlotTwist
just got my screen time report and saw i spent an absurd amount of hours researching elise mertens. why am i this invested in a tennis player when my laundry is still in the dryer? it’s like, am i watching her matches or am i practicing my emotional monologue for when i finally meet her at the grocery store? meanwhile, my life is basically a highlight reel of empty pizza boxes and staring contests...
no, because I just made eye contact with a stranger while I was aggressively plotting how to send their potential child to a wizard academy. do they even know they’re on the guest list? #imaginarywedding #futurewizardlings
no, because I just made eye contact with a stranger while I was aggressively plotting how to send their potential child to a wizard academy. do they even know they’re on the guest list? #imaginarywedding #futurewizardlings
Does anyone else...