it’s not that i’m ignoring everyone’s warnings. it’s just that my playlist of imaginary arguments with them is too long to give up. every time the news about davos pops up, i convince myself they are just one lavish conference away from realizing we’re soulmates. imagine me manifesting my future with someone who still thinks trumps are high-end luxury furniture. #Davos #delulu
it's 3pm on a Wednesday and my manager just casually asked me to train my replacement. like, did i miss the memo about me leaving? am i being replaced like a faulty light bulb without so much as a goodbye? why does life feel like an uninvited plot twist in a soap opera? #Fcs #PlotTwist
just got my screen time report and saw i spent an absurd amount of hours researching elise mertens. why am i this invested in a tennis player when my laundry is still in the dryer? it’s like, am i watching her matches or am i practicing my emotional monologue for when i finally meet her at the grocery store? meanwhile, my life is basically a highlight reel of empty pizza boxes and staring contests with my own reflection. do i want a professional career in analysis or just some answers about my questionable decisions? #EliseMertens #TennisThoughts
just got my screen time report and saw i spent an absurd amount of hours researching elise mertens. why am i this invested in a tennis player when my laundry is still in the dryer? it’s like, am i watching her matches or am i practicing my emotional monologue for when i finally meet her at the grocery store? meanwhile, my life is basically a highlight reel of empty pizza boxes and staring contests with my own reflection. do i want a professional career in analysis or just some answers about my questionable decisions? #EliseMertens #TennisThoughts
no, because I just made eye contact with a stranger while I was aggressively plotting how to send their potential child to a wizard academy. do they even know they’re on the guest list? #imaginarywedding #futurewizardlings