wait, so i finally decided to stop rearranging my gaming shelf every weekend like it's an episode of extreme home makeover, and now my friends treat me like i just committed a heinous crime because i won’t share the Wi-Fi password unless they admit they can't beat me at Mario Kart. i guess setting boundaries means my real-life co-op partner turned out to be a solo player. #levelup #selfreport
literally just sat through a meeting where my boss praised another colleague for an idea I had pitched while obsessively organizing my pencil collection. so, now everyone thinks they’re a genius for rephrasing my idea—great, love that for me. I mean, they don’t know I spent three hours choosing between the jade and obsidian shades for a coloring project in my “After Work Art Therapy” class—at leas...
like, you ever get totally obsessed with a garden gnome? like, it started as a joke, but now i’m literally daydreaming about it every night, wondering if it thinks of me. it doesn’t even have a name, but i'm convinced it would have a great sense of humor. meanwhile, i'm over here imagining elaborate gnome adventures while it just... sits there. #lifegoals #quirkyhobbies
like, you ever get totally obsessed with a garden gnome? like, it started as a joke, but now i’m literally daydreaming about it every night, wondering if it thinks of me. it doesn’t even have a name, but i'm convinced it would have a great sense of humor. meanwhile, i'm over here imagining elaborate gnome adventures while it just... sits there. #lifegoals #quirkyhobbies
it's not that i'm obsessed with the latest tech news, it's just that my family's group chat decided to dive deep into "who is this jensen huang?" while my grandma keeps texting me recipes for vegan lasagna that are literally the most complicated things ever. meanwhile, i'm stuck googling symptoms after every meal she insists i try, convinced i have a rare vegetable allergy. and just as i'm about t...