yoo, I just checked my bank account and let’s just say it’s lighter than my hopes of winning the Dhanalakshmi lottery. I could have sworn I spent the weekend in a different dimension where my budget meant something. But here I am, googling “how to sell my unused dreams.” Honestly, my only plan now is to pray to the universe for just a tiny miracle, maybe find some old lottery ticket hidden in the ...
yooo, just found an old picture of me wearing a neon green beanie and thinking i was the next fashion icon. now, i stare at that kid like bruh, what happened? fast forward to today, i'm scrolling through the lottery results and realizing i’m just one bad life decision away from convincing my relatives that i'm the next lucky winner. their chaotic opinions always crack me up, but honestly, it feels...
wait, so i finally decided to stop rearranging my gaming shelf every weekend like it's an episode of extreme home makeover, and now my friends treat me like i just committed a heinous crime because i won’t share the Wi-Fi password unless they admit they can't beat me at Mario Kart. i guess setting boundaries means my real-life co-op partner turned out to be a solo player. #levelup #selfreport
wait, so i finally decided to stop rearranging my gaming shelf every weekend like it's an episode of extreme home makeover, and now my friends treat me like i just committed a heinous crime because i won’t share the Wi-Fi password unless they admit they can't beat me at Mario Kart. i guess setting boundaries means my real-life co-op partner turned out to be a solo player. #levelup #selfreport
literally just sat through a meeting where my boss praised another colleague for an idea I had pitched while obsessively organizing my pencil collection. so, now everyone thinks they’re a genius for rephrasing my idea—great, love that for me. I mean, they don’t know I spent three hours choosing between the jade and obsidian shades for a coloring project in my “After Work Art Therapy” class—at leas...