literally just sat through a meeting where my boss praised another colleague for an idea I had pitched while obsessively organizing my pencil collection. so, now everyone thinks they’re a genius for rephrasing my idea—great, love that for me. I mean, they don’t know I spent three hours choosing between the jade and obsidian shades for a coloring project in my “After Work Art Therapy” class—at leas...
like, you ever get totally obsessed with a garden gnome? like, it started as a joke, but now i’m literally daydreaming about it every night, wondering if it thinks of me. it doesn’t even have a name, but i'm convinced it would have a great sense of humor. meanwhile, i'm over here imagining elaborate gnome adventures while it just... sits there. #lifegoals #quirkyhobbies
it's not that i'm obsessed with the latest tech news, it's just that my family's group chat decided to dive deep into "who is this jensen huang?" while my grandma keeps texting me recipes for vegan lasagna that are literally the most complicated things ever. meanwhile, i'm stuck googling symptoms after every meal she insists i try, convinced i have a rare vegetable allergy. and just as i'm about to admit that i might have more food anxiety than a stock trader on a volatile day, my mom chimes in asking if i know how to get a 4k setup for her TV, since “the kids at church said it’s important for family movie night.” WHAT KIDS? AND WHY 4K? before i can type a response, my brother sends a video of him accidentally trying to serve her the wrong kind of mushrooms as “trendy garnishes,” and sudde...
it's not that i'm obsessed with the latest tech news, it's just that my family's group chat decided to dive deep into "who is this jensen huang?" while my grandma keeps texting me recipes for vegan lasagna that are literally the most complicated things ever. meanwhile, i'm stuck googling symptoms after every meal she insists i try, convinced i have a rare vegetable allergy. and just as i'm about to admit that i might have more food anxiety than a stock trader on a volatile day, my mom chimes in asking if i know how to get a 4k setup for her TV, since “the kids at church said it’s important for family movie night.” WHAT KIDS? AND WHY 4K? before i can type a response, my brother sends a video of him accidentally trying to serve her the wrong kind of mushrooms as “trendy garnishes,” and sudde...
yooo, saw that news about the BPSC teacher and it hit me hard. just last week, i had to dig through my old photos for something... let’s just say they could probably indict me. who needs evidence of family BBQs when you have 37 screenshots of recipes i swore i’d try but never will—like, did i think it was a cooking show audition? meanwhile, my kitchen looks like it was never blessed by culinary go...