ngl, I thought procrastination was a skill until I heard the army’s doing winter ops in J&K while I can’t even muster the motivation to get off my couch during Chillai Kalan. I mean, they’re out here hunting down commanders and aides like it’s some extreme winter sport, and I can’t even chase after my cat when he knocks over my plant. Like, literally, if my only exercise comes from dodging respons...
yooo, saw that Otago vs Canterbury match and honestly, my life is now COMPLETELY determined by whether the Magicians remember to hit the ball this time. I mean, why be productive when I can invest my emotional energy into watching imaginary athletes make physical blunders? pretty much the same as working on myself but with a remote. #SuperSmash #EmotionalInvestments
...so I sat down to organize my collection of plastic fruit for my job's charity event, right? like, who knew bananas could come in six shades of yellow? two hours later, I realize I've accidentally built a shrine to faux fruit and I’m starting to feel like a high priest of the Produce Gods or something... now I have to explain to HR why the donation table looks like a very confused salad bar.
...so I sat down to organize my collection of plastic fruit for my job's charity event, right? like, who knew bananas could come in six shades of yellow? two hours later, I realize I've accidentally built a shrine to faux fruit and I’m starting to feel like a high priest of the Produce Gods or something... now I have to explain to HR why the donation table looks like a very confused salad bar.
honestly, I thought the biggest flop I’d witness was my high school talent show but Kapil Sharma's 'Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 2' is now going to be in theatres for an encore? ngl, it’s like inviting your ex to a party just to show how far you've come, except everyone’s just here for the free snacks. if this film falls below Rs 5 lakh again, they might start giving away free tickets with a pack of chi...