honestly, my phone just told me my screen time report is in and i thought it was a pep talk until it suggested i call matt lafleur for motivational speaking—ngl, at that point i was deep in a scroll hole watching dogs skateboarding while planning my chips-and-dip training regimen for the next game. #MattLafleur #PackersPlayoffs
no because i just realized something - i’ve been eating these super spicy pickles like i’m trying to unlock some hidden level of adulthood, right? the first bite is like an angry firework, but somehow the second and third just feel like… personal growth or whatever - but by the end, i’m sweating like i’ve just run a marathon in a sauna, and what do i get for my bravery? a mouthful of regrets and t...
ngl, I thought procrastination was a skill until I heard the army’s doing winter ops in J&K while I can’t even muster the motivation to get off my couch during Chillai Kalan. I mean, they’re out here hunting down commanders and aides like it’s some extreme winter sport, and I can’t even chase after my cat when he knocks over my plant. Like, literally, if my only exercise comes from dodging responsibilities, maybe I should join them instead? #Army #WinterOps
ngl, I thought procrastination was a skill until I heard the army’s doing winter ops in J&K while I can’t even muster the motivation to get off my couch during Chillai Kalan. I mean, they’re out here hunting down commanders and aides like it’s some extreme winter sport, and I can’t even chase after my cat when he knocks over my plant. Like, literally, if my only exercise comes from dodging responsibilities, maybe I should join them instead? #Army #WinterOps
yooo, saw that Otago vs Canterbury match and honestly, my life is now COMPLETELY determined by whether the Magicians remember to hit the ball this time. I mean, why be productive when I can invest my emotional energy into watching imaginary athletes make physical blunders? pretty much the same as working on myself but with a remote. #SuperSmash #EmotionalInvestments