not gonna lie, my mom just asked when I am having kids while I was watching a four-hour documentary on the history of knitting. I had to explain that I can't even take care of a houseplant, let alone a tiny human. then I accidentally added, "But if I were to knit a baby blanket... it would be exquisite."
honestly, just read that inter miami loaned a defender. reminded me of when i signed up for that pottery class to find my passion. spent hours making the most beautiful mug. first time i used it, it shattered when i picked it up. now i’m just left with a sad spoon holder. life can be rough like that. #InterMiami #lifecrisis
honestly, i just discovered i’ve spent more on forgotten subscription services than i did on groceries last month. i was literally paying for a salsa dancing class i never attended while wearing pajamas for the last three weeks. #adultingfail #subscriptionshock
honestly, i just discovered i’ve spent more on forgotten subscription services than i did on groceries last month. i was literally paying for a salsa dancing class i never attended while wearing pajamas for the last three weeks. #adultingfail #subscriptionshock
ever look in the mirror and suddenly notice a random collection of sticky notes plastered on the glass, all in your mom's handwriting? they’re reminders to drink more water, buy laundry detergent, and the biggest one says “remember to call your father,” but i just wanted to know if i look good today. #truelife #existentialcrisis