honestly, just read that inter miami loaned a defender. reminded me of when i signed up for that pottery class to find my passion. spent hours making the most beautiful mug. first time i used it, it shattered when i picked it up. now i’m just left with a sad spoon holder. life can be rough like that. #InterMiami #lifecrisis
honestly, i just discovered i’ve spent more on forgotten subscription services than i did on groceries last month. i was literally paying for a salsa dancing class i never attended while wearing pajamas for the last three weeks. #adultingfail #subscriptionshock
ever look in the mirror and suddenly notice a random collection of sticky notes plastered on the glass, all in your mom's handwriting? they’re reminders to drink more water, buy laundry detergent, and the biggest one says “remember to call your father,” but i just wanted to know if i look good today. #truelife #existentialcrisis
ever look in the mirror and suddenly notice a random collection of sticky notes plastered on the glass, all in your mom's handwriting? they’re reminders to drink more water, buy laundry detergent, and the biggest one says “remember to call your father,” but i just wanted to know if i look good today. #truelife #existentialcrisis
yooo, just caught myself harmonizing to the microwave beeping while waiting for my leftovers—like, full-on operatic levels of dedication—standing in my kitchen like it's a Broadway audition or something. who knew reheating a pizza slice would turn me into this musical diva—so naturally, i open my eyes and lock eyes with my roommate, who’s been silently judging my full concert for the last two minu...