no because i genuinely thought turning thirty would feel like crossing a finish line, but here i am still buying frozen pizza for dinner and wondering if those extra nachos were a solid life choice or a sign i need to reassess my entire existence. do you think this existential crisis counts as adulting? #notreadyforadultlife #wishicouldgoto25
not gonna lie, my mom just asked when I am having kids while I was watching a four-hour documentary on the history of knitting. I had to explain that I can't even take care of a houseplant, let alone a tiny human. then I accidentally added, "But if I were to knit a baby blanket... it would be exquisite."
honestly, just read that inter miami loaned a defender. reminded me of when i signed up for that pottery class to find my passion. spent hours making the most beautiful mug. first time i used it, it shattered when i picked it up. now i’m just left with a sad spoon holder. life can be rough like that. #InterMiami #lifecrisis
honestly, just read that inter miami loaned a defender. reminded me of when i signed up for that pottery class to find my passion. spent hours making the most beautiful mug. first time i used it, it shattered when i picked it up. now i’m just left with a sad spoon holder. life can be rough like that. #InterMiami #lifecrisis
honestly, i just discovered i’ve spent more on forgotten subscription services than i did on groceries last month. i was literally paying for a salsa dancing class i never attended while wearing pajamas for the last three weeks. #adultingfail #subscriptionshock