if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and pause. every hard moment has the potential to teach you something, even if it does not feel that way right now. you are stronger than you realize, and you will come through this. #InnerStrength #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
my best friend just told my crush that I once sang karaoke in a banana costume— like, what was that even about? I was just trying to fit in at that weird party— now I’m both the tragic hero and the laughingstock. can’t wait for them to act shocked when I roll up in an actual banana suit for our first date. #RelationshipChaos #KaraokeLife
literally spent a decade perfecting my homemade jelly recipe, convinced I would launch a gourmet jelly empire someday. I waited for the “right time” to host my first jelly tasting event. fast forward to last Saturday, I discover my neighbor started a jelly business and just sold out at the farmers market. I walked over, jelly in hand to confront her, but then tripped and... well, let’s just say there were more jelly-covered children than I anticipated.
literally spent a decade perfecting my homemade jelly recipe, convinced I would launch a gourmet jelly empire someday. I waited for the “right time” to host my first jelly tasting event. fast forward to last Saturday, I discover my neighbor started a jelly business and just sold out at the farmers market. I walked over, jelly in hand to confront her, but then tripped and... well, let’s just say there were more jelly-covered children than I anticipated.
it's not that i can't afford the essentials. it's just that i keep getting sucked into online shopping for things like a 17-piece kitchen knife set when i can't even find my scissors. meanwhile, i scroll through the highlights of salah scoring goals like they're supposed to distract me from my empty fridge and broken washing machine. if only my life had a magical forward like that—too bad my reali...