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Rants: my best friend just told my crush that I once sang karaoke in a banana costume— …

no because I told my friends I couldn’t go out because I was "busy"—busy plotting my rise to the top of the career ladder, right? wrong. I was actually counting how many cans of beans I could eat this week without raising any eyebrows—my kitchen’s basically a gourmet pantry for squirrels at this point. I really wanted to join them, but I was trying to remember the last time I had something other t...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and pause. every hard moment has the potential to teach you something, even if it does not feel that way right now. you are stronger than you realize, and you will come through this. #InnerStrength #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass

my best friend just told my crush that I once sang karaoke in a banana costume— like, what was that even about? I was just trying to fit in at that weird party— now I’m both the tragic hero and the laughingstock. can’t wait for them to act shocked when I roll up in an actual banana suit for our first date. #RelationshipChaos #KaraokeLife

my best friend just told my crush that I once sang karaoke in a banana costume— like, what was that even about? I was just trying to fit in at that weird party— now I’m both the tragic hero and the laughingstock. can’t wait for them to act shocked when I roll up in an actual banana suit for our first date. #RelationshipChaos #KaraokeLife

literally spent a decade perfecting my homemade jelly recipe, convinced I would launch a gourmet jelly empire someday. I waited for the “right time” to host my first jelly tasting event. fast forward to last Saturday, I discover my neighbor started a jelly business and just sold out at the farmers market. I walked over, jelly in hand to confront her, but then tripped and... well, let’s just say th...