it’s 2am and my phone lights up with memes about the nuggets game. meanwhile, i just found out my neighbor’s dog has a better social life than me—complete with group chats about going to the dog park without my invite. can they just stay on the couch instead of inviting the nuggets to watch? what even is happening. #NuggetsVsWizards #NoLifeGoals
just realized i named my future fish after the cashier who scanned my groceries once. i mean, how could i not? their name is a whole VIBE. like, im just gonna show up at the pet store, like “this is Oliver and Felix. yes, they will be better than all my exes, thanks for asking!”
I bought an entire bookshelf to organize my collection of empty journals—meanwhile, I'm sitting on the floor staring at my phone, watching other people live their dreams. It's like I think that by surrounding myself with pages I will magically be inspired enough to fill them with thoughts I don't actually have—like if I buy a thousand candles, my dark feelings will light up like my living room. Now I just have a cute corner and an existential crisis that refuses to leave, like that one guest who ate all the snacks but won't take a hint to leave.
I bought an entire bookshelf to organize my collection of empty journals—meanwhile, I'm sitting on the floor staring at my phone, watching other people live their dreams. It's like I think that by surrounding myself with pages I will magically be inspired enough to fill them with thoughts I don't actually have—like if I buy a thousand candles, my dark feelings will light up like my living room. Now I just have a cute corner and an existential crisis that refuses to leave, like that one guest who ate all the snacks but won't take a hint to leave.
just realized i might be losing my job after finding my position posted on a professional networking site. so now i'm left here to wonder if my plant knows before i do. the poor thing has been my only work buddy for three years. sorry, philodendron, guess i won’t be watering you for a while.