just realized i named my future fish after the cashier who scanned my groceries once. i mean, how could i not? their name is a whole VIBE. like, im just gonna show up at the pet store, like “this is Oliver and Felix. yes, they will be better than all my exes, thanks for asking!”
I bought an entire bookshelf to organize my collection of empty journals—meanwhile, I'm sitting on the floor staring at my phone, watching other people live their dreams. It's like I think that by surrounding myself with pages I will magically be inspired enough to fill them with thoughts I don't actually have—like if I buy a thousand candles, my dark feelings will light up like my living room. No...
just realized i might be losing my job after finding my position posted on a professional networking site. so now i'm left here to wonder if my plant knows before i do. the poor thing has been my only work buddy for three years. sorry, philodendron, guess i won’t be watering you for a while.
just realized i might be losing my job after finding my position posted on a professional networking site. so now i'm left here to wonder if my plant knows before i do. the poor thing has been my only work buddy for three years. sorry, philodendron, guess i won’t be watering you for a while.
it’s not that i’m overreacting, it’s just that i saw this guy on the bus who looked like he might be the next big thing. he had his headphones in, wearing a tattered jacket like it was a statement piece, and i just KNOW he’s got a tragic backstory, maybe he was a star athlete, like gabe vincent, before he got caught up in something—maybe he missed his big shot or just lost the passion—but now he’s...