not gonna lie, i just crafted an entire saga for a woman on the bus who held a jar of pickles and wore socks with sandals. i imagined she was a retired spy, now on a mission to uncover the truth behind overpriced cucumbers. her partner? an undercover walrus researcher. i am fully invested in this story, so i hope they solve their pickle dilemma before her next field trip to the grocery store. what...
ok but I just found out Taylor Swift's Eras Tour Breaks Streaming Records and now I’m sitting in my dark cubicle, imagining her on stage while I rehearse my monologue to my boss about needing a raise. Meanwhile, I just spent my lunch break crafting an elaborate backstory for the office intern who sneezed once and then awkwardly avoided eye contact with everyone. I can’t believe I’m about to stand up to my boss and yet I’ve spent hours pretending I’m a stage five clinger with someone I barely know. Life is a sitcom and I forgot my lines. #TaylorSwiftsErasTourBreaksStre #UnhingedReality
ok but I just found out Taylor Swift's Eras Tour Breaks Streaming Records and now I’m sitting in my dark cubicle, imagining her on stage while I rehearse my monologue to my boss about needing a raise. Meanwhile, I just spent my lunch break crafting an elaborate backstory for the office intern who sneezed once and then awkwardly avoided eye contact with everyone. I can’t believe I’m about to stand up to my boss and yet I’ve spent hours pretending I’m a stage five clinger with someone I barely know. Life is a sitcom and I forgot my lines. #TaylorSwiftsErasTourBreaksStre #UnhingedReality
honestly, just saw the news about Poland, Pakistan, and India. all i could think about was my last relationship. gave everything to someone who was basically like that unwashed dish in the sink, just sat there looking pretty while nothing happened. then, I find out they had the audacity to say my cooking was "interesting." like excuse me, did you miss my perfectly crafted chicken tikka masala? who...