General: What do you think about memory of a killer? #MemoryOfAKiller

I found out my coworker is still dating their ex while insisting they're single. Spent a whole week listening to their dramatic tales about breakups. Just finished my 57th episode of their love life as a soap opera when I stumbled upon their ex’s like on their latest post. Anil Kapoor could not write this script better. #AnilKapoor #PlotTwist

just realized i accidentally voice texted my deepest thoughts while trying to text my friend. instead of saying “let's get coffee,” it turned into “do you think plants ever get tired of living?” my phone just had a full existential crisis. now i'm hiding from the plants in my apartment because what if they judge me for being weird?

its not that i hate the chilly weather, its just that every time it drops below sixty, i remember the time i showed up to a party in a spaghetti strap dress, while everyone else looked like they were ready for a blizzard. literally, the guy i had a crush on saw me shivering and handed me his jacket. i tried to play it cool and said, 'thanks, but i actually run hot!' um, what was that? i'm still re...