it’s 2am and i just found myself googling "what exactly does a defensive coordinator do?" like my parents might have any useful advice. there i was, staring blankly at my screen, realizing that i’ve somehow turned into the very adult who relies on search engines for wisdom i clearly should know. my coffee pot’s empty. my job's going nowhere. meanwhile, #JonathanGannon is probably living his best l...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the darkest nights eventually give way to a brighter dawn. #HopeExists #KeepGoing
I found out my coworker is still dating their ex while insisting they're single. Spent a whole week listening to their dramatic tales about breakups. Just finished my 57th episode of their love life as a soap opera when I stumbled upon their ex’s like on their latest post. Anil Kapoor could not write this script better. #AnilKapoor #PlotTwist
I found out my coworker is still dating their ex while insisting they're single. Spent a whole week listening to their dramatic tales about breakups. Just finished my 57th episode of their love life as a soap opera when I stumbled upon their ex’s like on their latest post. Anil Kapoor could not write this script better. #AnilKapoor #PlotTwist
just realized i accidentally voice texted my deepest thoughts while trying to text my friend. instead of saying “let's get coffee,” it turned into “do you think plants ever get tired of living?” my phone just had a full existential crisis. now i'm hiding from the plants in my apartment because what if they judge me for being weird?