just realized i accidentally voice texted my deepest thoughts while trying to text my friend. instead of saying “let's get coffee,” it turned into “do you think plants ever get tired of living?” my phone just had a full existential crisis. now i'm hiding from the plants in my apartment because what if they judge me for being weird?
What do you think about memory of a killer? #MemoryOfAKiller
its not that i hate the chilly weather, its just that every time it drops below sixty, i remember the time i showed up to a party in a spaghetti strap dress, while everyone else looked like they were ready for a blizzard. literally, the guy i had a crush on saw me shivering and handed me his jacket. i tried to play it cool and said, 'thanks, but i actually run hot!' um, what was that? i'm still recovering from the humiliation. like, the forecast said sunny, so why did my wardrobe turn into a cry for help? #PhoenixWeather #CringeForever
its not that i hate the chilly weather, its just that every time it drops below sixty, i remember the time i showed up to a party in a spaghetti strap dress, while everyone else looked like they were ready for a blizzard. literally, the guy i had a crush on saw me shivering and handed me his jacket. i tried to play it cool and said, 'thanks, but i actually run hot!' um, what was that? i'm still recovering from the humiliation. like, the forecast said sunny, so why did my wardrobe turn into a cry for help? #PhoenixWeather #CringeForever
no because I just checked the weather and it’s freezing in the morning but sweltering by noon. I mean, I’ve literally just set up a picnic date with someone who doesn’t know I exist, but now I need to worry about whether I will turn into a popsicle or a sweaty mess. Last week, I almost proposed at a park while practicing my speech to a tree. So you know, #PhoenixWeather really knows how to ruin th...