General: 🌟 Spill the tea, friends! Anna Kendrick and the hilarious Matt Rife were spotte…

last night, my boss praised this guy for an idea I literally came up with while trying to figure out how to download my #msbteresult. like, imagine pouring your soul into a pitch and then watching it slip away like sand through an hourglass while you're stuck at home with your cat and the only thing you can binge is a cooking show with recipes you’ll never try. i had to act casual about it in the ...

yo, so I just realized I’ve been using the same technique to fold my laundry like it’s some ancient martial art. literally spent half an hour meticulously folding each shirt into what I thought was a ‘neat little package’ when all I’m doing is hiding a disaster under my bed. now I can’t even get to my flip-flops without an avalanche of mismatched socks. at this point, my laundry is like a time cap...

just realized last night that all these adults have been faking it since day one—kinda like how mohammad rizwan pretends he’s gonna turn things around in the BBL but ends up with a score that gives me 6 new reasons to rethink my life choices while chugging expired milk from the back of the fridge. like, if they can flop in front of thousands, can’t i just skip my next 3 adulting tasks? my boss cou...