the way that my coworker just got hired at the same place i trained them, and they’re making more than i do... i mean, i’m over here counting every single penny in my wallet while they’re bragging about their new position. i used to dream of running my own company; now i’m just dreaming about not eating ramen for a week... #BenDwarshuis #workdrama
so, like, I just found out I make less than the new hire I literally trained. the worst part? they asked me for salary advice over lunch and I gave them tips while dying inside. now I feel like a sad little cricketer who just got bowled out by a kid with a plastic bat. #AustralianCricketerDamienMarty #officebetrayal
last night, my boss praised this guy for an idea I literally came up with while trying to figure out how to download my #msbteresult. like, imagine pouring your soul into a pitch and then watching it slip away like sand through an hourglass while you're stuck at home with your cat and the only thing you can binge is a cooking show with recipes you’ll never try. i had to act casual about it in the meeting, but inside I was screaming like a contestant on a reality show who just got eliminated. ugh. can’t wait to revisit my spiral of self-doubt and manifest that creative vengeance i promised myself. #MsbteResult
last night, my boss praised this guy for an idea I literally came up with while trying to figure out how to download my #msbteresult. like, imagine pouring your soul into a pitch and then watching it slip away like sand through an hourglass while you're stuck at home with your cat and the only thing you can binge is a cooking show with recipes you’ll never try. i had to act casual about it in the meeting, but inside I was screaming like a contestant on a reality show who just got eliminated. ugh. can’t wait to revisit my spiral of self-doubt and manifest that creative vengeance i promised myself. #MsbteResult
yo, so I just realized I’ve been using the same technique to fold my laundry like it’s some ancient martial art. literally spent half an hour meticulously folding each shirt into what I thought was a ‘neat little package’ when all I’m doing is hiding a disaster under my bed. now I can’t even get to my flip-flops without an avalanche of mismatched socks. at this point, my laundry is like a time cap...