yo, so I just realized I’ve been using the same technique to fold my laundry like it’s some ancient martial art. literally spent half an hour meticulously folding each shirt into what I thought was a ‘neat little package’ when all I’m doing is hiding a disaster under my bed. now I can’t even get to my flip-flops without an avalanche of mismatched socks. at this point, my laundry is like a time cap...
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just realized last night that all these adults have been faking it since day one—kinda like how mohammad rizwan pretends he’s gonna turn things around in the BBL but ends up with a score that gives me 6 new reasons to rethink my life choices while chugging expired milk from the back of the fridge. like, if they can flop in front of thousands, can’t i just skip my next 3 adulting tasks? my boss could def benefit from some of that energy too, like maybe if we all just pretend to know what we’re doing, nobody will realize we’re lost. #MohammadRizwan #adultingfails
just realized last night that all these adults have been faking it since day one—kinda like how mohammad rizwan pretends he’s gonna turn things around in the BBL but ends up with a score that gives me 6 new reasons to rethink my life choices while chugging expired milk from the back of the fridge. like, if they can flop in front of thousands, can’t i just skip my next 3 adulting tasks? my boss could def benefit from some of that energy too, like maybe if we all just pretend to know what we’re doing, nobody will realize we’re lost. #MohammadRizwan #adultingfails
ever had that moment where you realize your family discovered your social media? so now i’m sitting across from my mom trying to explain why i said "zohran mamdani's swearing-in is iconic" next to pictures of me living my best life during what i can only describe as a two-day pajama Netflix binge. she looks at me with that "i knew you were up to something" face while i try to subtly delete any evi...