the way that finding old texts from a relationship is like stumbling upon a time capsule of bad decisions. no, seriously, i thought they would respond to my messages like i was a NASA project and instead they just ghosted me like jared isaacman dodging the backlash about that library. it’s been two years since then, and i'm sitting here, revisiting texts like it’s an old photo album, feeling a mix...
bruh, just calculated how my life would be if I had chosen to join that sketchy underground improv troupe instead of taking that corporate job where I now dread the coffee machine every morning. not gonna lie, my biggest concern now is if I can convince my boss that the company's really into "team-building" because my only skits are about awkward silences and pretending to juggle. this new Poco M8...
i just read about jared isaacman and the goddard library closure. suddenly felt a deep, existential crisis about my own library fines from 2009. i mean, how is it possible i still have not returned that mystery novel? my therapist suggests self-reflection but clearly, it is a far more complex issue. now i’m left here thinking, if only jared could see the chaos i created from my ONE overdue book. do i call and confess or just continue living with this shame? #JaredIsaacman #SelfAwarenessIsHard
i just read about jared isaacman and the goddard library closure. suddenly felt a deep, existential crisis about my own library fines from 2009. i mean, how is it possible i still have not returned that mystery novel? my therapist suggests self-reflection but clearly, it is a far more complex issue. now i’m left here thinking, if only jared could see the chaos i created from my ONE overdue book. do i call and confess or just continue living with this shame? #JaredIsaacman #SelfAwarenessIsHard
i literally just replayed that argument in my head for the hundredth time, and it hit me. like, what if the person i argued with suddenly realizes i’m their long-lost twin and we bond over my epic comebacks that i didn’t even say? hashtag dramatic plot twists, hashtag wishful thinking