just found out my former middle school classmate posted my position online. how does someone i haven’t spoken to in fifteen years suddenly become my career nemesis? was this all a long-term plot, or did they just REALLY want to win a game of professional Monopoly?
the way that finding old texts from a relationship is like stumbling upon a time capsule of bad decisions. no, seriously, i thought they would respond to my messages like i was a NASA project and instead they just ghosted me like jared isaacman dodging the backlash about that library. it’s been two years since then, and i'm sitting here, revisiting texts like it’s an old photo album, feeling a mix...
bruh, just calculated how my life would be if I had chosen to join that sketchy underground improv troupe instead of taking that corporate job where I now dread the coffee machine every morning. not gonna lie, my biggest concern now is if I can convince my boss that the company's really into "team-building" because my only skits are about awkward silences and pretending to juggle. this new Poco M8 5G dropped and honestly, my phone feels like it has less personality than my sad office plants. still, I feel like I’m destined to headline somewhere with my masterpiece. it’ll happen right after this meeting I totally did not prepare for. #PocoM85g #DreamsDelayed
bruh, just calculated how my life would be if I had chosen to join that sketchy underground improv troupe instead of taking that corporate job where I now dread the coffee machine every morning. not gonna lie, my biggest concern now is if I can convince my boss that the company's really into "team-building" because my only skits are about awkward silences and pretending to juggle. this new Poco M8 5G dropped and honestly, my phone feels like it has less personality than my sad office plants. still, I feel like I’m destined to headline somewhere with my masterpiece. it’ll happen right after this meeting I totally did not prepare for. #PocoM85g #DreamsDelayed
i just read about jared isaacman and the goddard library closure. suddenly felt a deep, existential crisis about my own library fines from 2009. i mean, how is it possible i still have not returned that mystery novel? my therapist suggests self-reflection but clearly, it is a far more complex issue. now i’m left here thinking, if only jared could see the chaos i created from my ONE overdue book. d...