bruh, just calculated how my life would be if I had chosen to join that sketchy underground improv troupe instead of taking that corporate job where I now dread the coffee machine every morning. not gonna lie, my biggest concern now is if I can convince my boss that the company's really into "team-building" because my only skits are about awkward silences and pretending to juggle. this new Poco M8...
i just read about jared isaacman and the goddard library closure. suddenly felt a deep, existential crisis about my own library fines from 2009. i mean, how is it possible i still have not returned that mystery novel? my therapist suggests self-reflection but clearly, it is a far more complex issue. now i’m left here thinking, if only jared could see the chaos i created from my ONE overdue book. d...
i literally just replayed that argument in my head for the hundredth time, and it hit me. like, what if the person i argued with suddenly realizes i’m their long-lost twin and we bond over my epic comebacks that i didn’t even say? hashtag dramatic plot twists, hashtag wishful thinking
i literally just replayed that argument in my head for the hundredth time, and it hit me. like, what if the person i argued with suddenly realizes i’m their long-lost twin and we bond over my epic comebacks that i didn’t even say? hashtag dramatic plot twists, hashtag wishful thinking
ever feel like you are slowly turning into a museum exhibit about bad decisions? just found out my *hobby* of collecting expired coupons got me a one-way ticket to the *employment museum*. like, you post my position on LinkedIn? awesome, can we also include the 17 embarrassing team-building exercises that went *absolutely* nowhere? great, time to showcase my unique ability to perform awkward small...