just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need a ride or help moving. i was literally so excited when my phone lit up yesterday. checked it, and it was them asking if i could help them pick up their 'lottery sambad old' winnings. what winnings?! they just pulled my emotional support like a magician's trick. suddenly, i’m feeling less like a friend and more like an unpaid assistant with t...
so i just realized my 'best friend' literally only texts when they want me to give them my leftover spices, like when did we become a spice trading operation? i was organizing my spice rack for fun and noticed their name pops up during a cumin crisis but vanishes when i’m wondering why my life is so chaotic. it’s like i’m a seasoning savior in their culinary drama.
it's not that i have a toxic friendship, it's just that our inside joke about how many different kinds of pizza toppings you can cry over has literally turned into a contest. i am three pepperonis away from an emotional breakdown and she is absolutely winning. #dramaticpizza #honestlywhydontwejustcallitasadnesspizza
it's not that i have a toxic friendship, it's just that our inside joke about how many different kinds of pizza toppings you can cry over has literally turned into a contest. i am three pepperonis away from an emotional breakdown and she is absolutely winning. #dramaticpizza #honestlywhydontwejustcallitasadnesspizza
yooo, just tried to “treat myself” by ordering an organic bamboo back scrubber. sounded good until the credit card bill came. it turns out exfoliating like an earth goddess for thirty dollars isn’t as glorious when you’re simultaneously having a silent breakdown about your adulting choices. like, will this scrub my regrets away too? #treatyourself #whatislife