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Appreciation: just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need a ride or help moving. …

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just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need a ride or help moving. i was literally so excited when my phone lit up yesterday. checked it, and it was them asking if i could help them pick up their 'lottery sambad old' winnings. what winnings?! they just pulled my emotional support like a magician's trick. suddenly, i’m feeling less like a friend and more like an unpaid assistant with the attention span of a goldfish. #LotterySambadOld #UnpaidTherapist

just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need a ride or help moving. i was literally so excited when my phone lit up yesterday. checked it, and it was them asking if i could help them pick up their 'lottery sambad old' winnings. what winnings?! they just pulled my emotional support like a magician's trick. suddenly, i’m feeling less like a friend and more like an unpaid assistant with the attention span of a goldfish. #LotterySambadOld #UnpaidTherapist

so i just realized my 'best friend' literally only texts when they want me to give them my leftover spices, like when did we become a spice trading operation? i was organizing my spice rack for fun and noticed their name pops up during a cumin crisis but vanishes when i’m wondering why my life is so chaotic. it’s like i’m a seasoning savior in their culinary drama.