the way that I stop checking in on my neighbor after they never asked if my garden of literal weeds was thriving—like I need their endorsement. I spent hours learning how to grow kale while they showed zero interest, now I just watch their lawn die in silence. can't tell if it's garden envy or just basic self-care, but who knew losing plant battles could feel so dramatic—should I turn my sad veggi...
the way that my intrusive thoughts always come at the worst times, right? like I just wanted to send a sweet voice note to my friend about "The Pitt" and somehow ended up confessing that I’d rather give a pizza my undivided attention than deal with my life choices. so now my phone is like, “Hey, you know that mental breakdown you didn't know you were having? Here it is.” like, no, please, I can't....
my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they’re my boss. as if witnessing their awful management skills was not painful enough, the office is now one big drama where my stress is second only to their ridiculous self-importance. just the other day, they compared their success to the ICC U19 Cricket World Cup standings like, wow, that is... not what anyone cares about right now, but it’s fine, I guess. sometimes I wonder if I should just set a timer and see how long I can hold back tears during our meetings, but then I remember that I can’t cry about this, right? right. #IccUnder19CricketWorldCupStand #officeantics
my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they’re my boss. as if witnessing their awful management skills was not painful enough, the office is now one big drama where my stress is second only to their ridiculous self-importance. just the other day, they compared their success to the ICC U19 Cricket World Cup standings like, wow, that is... not what anyone cares about right now, but it’s fine, I guess. sometimes I wonder if I should just set a timer and see how long I can hold back tears during our meetings, but then I remember that I can’t cry about this, right? right. #IccUnder19CricketWorldCupStand #officeantics
it's not that I'm obsessed with potted plants, it's just like, a financial plan - so when someone saw my search history and raised an eyebrow at “how to revive a dying fern” I just said, “literally, it’s an investment strategy.” like, what can I say? if I can’t afford therapy, I’ll just become a plant parent instead and hope they don’t judge my financial situation. #adulting #plantparenting