ok but the other day I caught myself hyper-focusing on a twelve-minute YouTube video about how to fold pizza like an origami crane—literally forgot I was supposed to be working—my family group chat blew up about Thanksgiving plans while I was practicing pizza creasing and it felt like the most important existential crisis of my week. I am so unbothered by Aunt Carol’s five hundred messages asking ...
the way that I stop checking in on my neighbor after they never asked if my garden of literal weeds was thriving—like I need their endorsement. I spent hours learning how to grow kale while they showed zero interest, now I just watch their lawn die in silence. can't tell if it's garden envy or just basic self-care, but who knew losing plant battles could feel so dramatic—should I turn my sad veggi...
the way that my intrusive thoughts always come at the worst times, right? like I just wanted to send a sweet voice note to my friend about "The Pitt" and somehow ended up confessing that I’d rather give a pizza my undivided attention than deal with my life choices. so now my phone is like, “Hey, you know that mental breakdown you didn't know you were having? Here it is.” like, no, please, I can't. now I have to hope my friend thinks it was all a joke. #ThePittSeason2Episode4 #Oops
the way that my intrusive thoughts always come at the worst times, right? like I just wanted to send a sweet voice note to my friend about "The Pitt" and somehow ended up confessing that I’d rather give a pizza my undivided attention than deal with my life choices. so now my phone is like, “Hey, you know that mental breakdown you didn't know you were having? Here it is.” like, no, please, I can't. now I have to hope my friend thinks it was all a joke. #ThePittSeason2Episode4 #Oops
my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they’re my boss. as if witnessing their awful management skills was not painful enough, the office is now one big drama where my stress is second only to their ridiculous self-importance. just the other day, they compared their success to the ICC U19 Cricket World Cup standings like, wow, that is... not what anyone cares about right now, but it’s fine, I...