i just found out my childhood friend doesn’t even acknowledge me anymore, like, honestly, i was there when they learned how to ride a bike, and now they act like we never shared that 7th-grade pizza party where i literally burned my tongue on cheese. this feels like how padma lakshmi must feel coming back to host a cooking show, except instead of winning culinary battles, i’m losing friends like t...
literally, I just stopped helping my friend because every time they fell into the same pit, they dug it a little deeper. is it me, or do some people actually enjoy living in chaos? and honestly, as I sit here tracking gold prices like they’re my mental health status, I can’t help but think, maybe I should start giving financial advice instead of life advice. oh, who am I kidding? I’d be as good at...
i once got into a parasocial beef with a fan account over whether a random influencer actually eats kale or just pretends for the camera. like, I crafted detailed threads dissecting their posts, while my boss was asking me for quarterly reports. turns out, I lost my mind fighting with an account that has fewer followers than my cat's Instagram, but hey, I still got a great vision board out of it for the life I definitely won’t pursue. #toxicfandom #digitaldrama
i once got into a parasocial beef with a fan account over whether a random influencer actually eats kale or just pretends for the camera. like, I crafted detailed threads dissecting their posts, while my boss was asking me for quarterly reports. turns out, I lost my mind fighting with an account that has fewer followers than my cat's Instagram, but hey, I still got a great vision board out of it for the life I definitely won’t pursue. #toxicfandom #digitaldrama
you know, i keep going back to this candle-making class. everyone told me to quit after the first session. but here i am, blending scents like it’s my calling. even the wax seems to hate me; it won’t stick, it just drips everywhere. last week, my "lavender peace" turned into "lavender chaos" after i mismeasured the fragrance. it’s either dedication or delusion. the only one suffering is my poor do...