wait, my boss just gave credit for my idea to the intern while discussing “मोनालिसा” like he’s a critic. my future feels about as stable as her helicopter ride at the महाकुंभ. if only life was as glamorous as being beautiful and sold out. # #helpless
just found out the new hire i trained literally makes more than me. after painstakingly teaching them every minute detail, i’m feeling like a background character in a rom-com where nobody wants to date me. honestly, how is it fair that a freshly minted employee is scoring bigger bucks while i’m here trying to manifest a life of glamour with just the basic life skills of heating leftovers? my drea...
wait—so I just heard they're starting Phase 5 of Marvel's Multiverse, right? And here I am—nervously staring at my sandwich, imagining what my life would be like if I were actually in a multiverse, like an alternate version of me who has their life together. But then I remember—I just said "thank you" when someone told me they loved me. Is there a multiverse where I don’t completely panic at emotional moments? Where I have the perfect witty response ready to go? No? Just me? Guess I’ll keep rehearsing for when I accidentally bump into my favorite actor, who is definitely going to fall in love with me. Gosh, that really gives me hope—like the way the multiverse gives options for how my chaotic life could somehow become an epic superhero saga, except I'm just over here with unmade laundr...
wait—so I just heard they're starting Phase 5 of Marvel's Multiverse, right? And here I am—nervously staring at my sandwich, imagining what my life would be like if I were actually in a multiverse, like an alternate version of me who has their life together. But then I remember—I just said "thank you" when someone told me they loved me. Is there a multiverse where I don’t completely panic at emotional moments? Where I have the perfect witty response ready to go? No? Just me? Guess I’ll keep rehearsing for when I accidentally bump into my favorite actor, who is definitely going to fall in love with me. Gosh, that really gives me hope—like the way the multiverse gives options for how my chaotic life could somehow become an epic superhero saga, except I'm just over here with unmade laundr...
i literally turned down a project because i thought it was too cold for any good ideas to come out. like, the gurgaon temperature just hit rock bottom and now my friend's getting praised for something i could have done. watching her glow on social media is like putting a hot cup of tea in front of me when i'm already freezing and paralyzed. and here i am, shivering, having regret-filled daydreams ...