literally just found out how much I spent on subscription boxes I forgot I ordered. like, I could have literally supported a small country with the amount of skin care samples I’ve never opened. am I getting younger? or just... more out of touch with reality? #subscriptionaddict #whatwasithinking
wait, my boss just gave credit for my idea to the intern while discussing “मोनालिसा” like he’s a critic. my future feels about as stable as her helicopter ride at the महाकुंभ. if only life was as glamorous as being beautiful and sold out. # #helpless
just found out the new hire i trained literally makes more than me. after painstakingly teaching them every minute detail, i’m feeling like a background character in a rom-com where nobody wants to date me. honestly, how is it fair that a freshly minted employee is scoring bigger bucks while i’m here trying to manifest a life of glamour with just the basic life skills of heating leftovers? my dreams of grandeur seem as distant as inter miami’s next championship. #InterMiami #WorkplaceWoes
just found out the new hire i trained literally makes more than me. after painstakingly teaching them every minute detail, i’m feeling like a background character in a rom-com where nobody wants to date me. honestly, how is it fair that a freshly minted employee is scoring bigger bucks while i’m here trying to manifest a life of glamour with just the basic life skills of heating leftovers? my dreams of grandeur seem as distant as inter miami’s next championship. #InterMiami #WorkplaceWoes
wait—so I just heard they're starting Phase 5 of Marvel's Multiverse, right? And here I am—nervously staring at my sandwich, imagining what my life would be like if I were actually in a multiverse, like an alternate version of me who has their life together. But then I remember—I just said "thank you" when someone told me they loved me. Is there a multiverse where I don’t completely panic at emo...